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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting
on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I
couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I
smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack
Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills,
get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.