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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I  couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?"    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I  smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack  Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills,  get laid, and don't exercise at all."    "That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"    "Thirty-four," she replied.