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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).We decided to grab a bite at the food court.I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.My dad kept staring at her.The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....."Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."