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Irish Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and, even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true!!!!! John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm ...
Its the law! 18 STRANGE REAL LAWS
Its the law! OK - time for a little education... In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ...
1905 statistics, What a difference a century makes!
THE YEAR 1905 This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1905. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1905: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years. On ...
Useless But Interesting Facts
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. The Boston University Bridge (located on Commonwealth Avenue in Boston, MA) is the o ...
Rarely Known Facts You Can't Live Without
If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F. ...
ARE YOU NORMAL?
Facts about us Americans. Did you know that... - only 30% of us can flare our nostrils - 45.2% pee in the shower - 44.9% pee in the ocean - 28.1% pee in the pool - the average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B – 85% of women wear ...
Golf & the Salesperson
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he ...
Football Fans Lose It
A little old lady is walking down the street, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flyingout of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her....""Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."" ""Damn!"" says the little old lady. ...
The Golfer and the funeral
A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten-foot putt to win the round, and the $200. As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his pu ...
Tiger Woods at an Irish Gas Station
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is.. ""Top o' the mor to ya"". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall ...