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LEAD STORIES
LEAD STORIES * Officials at the Central Penitentiary in Tegucigalpa, Honduras, revealed in October that they are encouraging male inmates to marry each other in order to hold down HIV infections. Eight couples have taken the plunge so far and received a ...
LEAD STORIES
LEAD STORIES * Can't Hold It In: The school board in Durham, N. C., suspended a substitute teacher at Hillside High School in November after she urinated into a trash can during class, allegedly because of a medical condition. And 5th-grade teacher Dow ...
LEAD STORIES
LEAD STORIES * The Brooklyn, N. Y., organization Shalom Bayis (""Household Peace"" in Hebrew) closed down its 24-hour mistress hotline in January after an unfavorable New York Daily News story. A Shalom Bayis spokesman said the hotline's purpose was to ...
London Hotel Story
Attached is some actual correspondence which occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bar ...
Marketing Blunders
These marketing bloopers appeared in ""American Demographics"" magazine: When Braniff translated a slogan touting its upholstery, ""Fly in Leather,"" it came out in Spanish as ""Fly Naked."" Coors put its slogan, ""Turn It Loose,"" into Spanish, where ...
Park Rangers
These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside Magazine, May 1995, pp. 120-121) Grand Canyon National Park -- ...
They Walk Among Us....
I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, ""Buy one-get one free"". ""They are already buy-one-get-one-free"", she said, ""so I guess the ...
Kids Proverbs
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these w ...
Funny (but real) questions
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ________________________________ What disease did cu ...
8 MORONS OF 2007
...potential Darwin award winners... 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking ...