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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are the winners:1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid..7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.13. Glibido : All talk and no action.14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

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