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Work Pun Fun
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited fo ...
WAL-MART APPLICATION
***Old People Rock! *** This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman ...
The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Supp...
12 ""Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"" 11 ""...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."" 10 ""So -- what are you wearing?"" 9 ""Duuuuuude! Bummer!"" 8 ""Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."" 7 ""Press 1 ...
The Plan
In the Beginning was The Plan And then came The Assumptions And The Assumptions were without form And The Plan was without substance And darkness was upon the face of The Workers And They spoke amongst themselves, saying ""It is a crock of Shit, and It St ...
The Elephant - true story
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacologist developed a suppository for her. The 10-inch-lon ...
Smutty language
Smutty language from a man to a man is entertainment .................smutty language from a woman to a man is entertainment and smutty language from a man to a woman is sexual harrasment.
Office Fun
How to Keep the Office Interesting Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during t ...
No Dogs on Computer
20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows XP 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. Too difficult to ""mark"" every website they visit. 16. Can't help attacking the screen whe ...
Ladder to Success
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. ""Screw me or climb the ladder to success"" she said ...
Funny sign spotting
These are real signs compiled for your enjoyment . . . . Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "" Dr. Jones, at your cervix."" ************************** In a Podiatrist'soffice: ""Time wounds all heels."" ************************** On a Sep ...