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Best excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk 1. ""They told me at the blood bank this might happen."" 2. ""This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."" 3. ""Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"" 4. ""I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"" 5. ""This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"" 6. ""I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"" 7. Actually doing a ""Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. 8. ""I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"" 9. ""Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."" 10. ""The coffee machine is broken...."" 11. ""Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."" 12. ""Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"" 13. ""Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"" 14. ""Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.""