Best excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk
1. ""They told me at the blood bank this might happen.""
2. ""This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.""
3. ""Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper""
4. ""I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!""
5. ""This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!""
6. ""I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance""
7. Actually doing a ""Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
8. ""I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?""
9. ""Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.""
10. ""The coffee machine is broken....""
11. ""Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.""
12. ""Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!""
13. ""Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!""
14. ""Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.""