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These are real signs compiled for your enjoyment . . . .
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"" Dr. Jones, at your cervix.""
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In a Podiatrist'soffice:
""Time wounds all heels.""
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
""Yesterday's Meals on Wheels""
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On another Septic TankTruck:
""We're #1 in the #2 business""
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At a Proctologist's door:
""To expedite your visit please back in.""
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On a Plumber's truck:
""We repair what your husband fixed.""
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On another Plumber's truck:
""Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber...""
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On a Church's Billboard:
""7 days without God makes one weak.""
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
""Invite us to your next blowout.""
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
""Hello. Can we pick your nose?""
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At a Towing company:
""We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows.""
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On an Electrician's truck:
""Let us remove your shorts.""
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In a Non- smoking Area:
""If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action.""
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On a Maternity Room door:
""Push. Push. Push.""
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At an Optometrist's Office :
""If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place.""
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On a Taxidermist's window:
""We really know our stuff.""
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On a Fence:
""Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!""
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At a Car Dealership:
""The best way to get back on your feet...
miss a car payment.""
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
""No appointment necessary...
We hear you coming.""
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
""Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!""
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At the Electric Company:
""We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.""
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In a Restaurant window :
""Don't stand there and be hungry...
Come on in and get fed up.""
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
""Drive carefully. We'll wait.""
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At a Propane Filling Station:
""Thank heaven for little grills""
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And don't forget this sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
""Best place in town to take a leak !""
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