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12 ""Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?""
11 ""...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.""
10 ""So -- what are you wearing?""
9 ""Duuuuuude! Bummer!""
8 ""Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.""
7 ""Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.""
6 ""We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.""
5 ""I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.""
4 ""In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.""
3 ""Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!""
2 ""Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.""
and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...
1 ""Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.""
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