MODEM (What you did to the hay fields...)
DOT MATRIX (Farmer Matrix's old lady...)
PRINTER (Someone who can't write in cursive...)
LAPTOP (Where little kids feel comfy...)
KEYBOARD (Where you hang your keys...)
ELECTRONIC MAIL (Bathroom readin' material...)
LOGON (Makin' the wood stove hotter...)
LOGOFF (Don't add wood...)
MONITOR (Keep an eye on the wood stove...)
DOWNLOAD (Gettin's the firewood off the pickup...)
MEGAHERTZ (When yer not careful downloadin'... watch the toes!)
SOFTWARE (Them plastic eatin' utensils...)
HARD DRIVE (Gettin' home in mud season...)
PROMPT (What you wish the mail was in mud season...)
WINDOWS (What to shut when it's 30 below...)
SCREEN (What you need for black fly season...)
BYTE (What black flies do...)
MICRO CHIP (What's left in the bag when the chips are gone...)
LASER (Someone less ambitious than you...)