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Etch-A-Sketch Y2K Conversions
Corporate has defined a lower cost alternative for Mac to NT conversions that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are ...
Dr Phil's personality test
Below is my, (Dr Phil) test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only ...
Debra or Jack?
The Boss was in quandary. He had to reduce his staff by one. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used ...
Corporate America
14 Ways To Know If You've Been in Corporate America Too Long 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-org your family into a ""team-based organization."" 3. You refer to dating as test marketing. 4. You ca ...
Computer terminology...
MODEM (What you did to the hay fields...) DOT MATRIX (Farmer Matrix's old lady...) PRINTER (Someone who can't write in cursive...) LAPTOP (Where little kids feel comfy...) KEYBOARD (Where you hang your keys...) ELECTRONIC MAIL (Bathroom readin' material.. ...
changing a lightbulb..
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the ...
Caught sleeping at your desk?
Best excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk 1. ""They told me at the blood bank this might happen."" 2. ""This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."" 3. ""Whew! Guess I left the ...
CAJUN MATH -or- things are not as they appear
An old Cajun applies for a construction job but the foreman doesn't want to hire him. So he gives him a little test: ""Here's your first question,"" the foreman said. ""Without using numbers, represent the number 9."" ""Without numbers?"" the Cajun says ...
a Wonderful Machine: The Sweetest Christmas Movie Frank...
a Wonderful Machine: The Sweetest Christmas Movie Frank Capra Never Made I guess I shouldn't have gone to a party where the eggnog was spiked, and maybe I shouldn't have watched the movie It's a Wonderful Life while leafing through MacWeek. But anyway, I ...