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Gas prices and illegal immigrants

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My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. This plan solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos So they have to go home to spend it. I love it when a plan comes together!