My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants.
To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.
This plan solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
Then I pay them in pesos So they have to go home to spend it.
I love it when a plan comes together!