Men are like (1-13) ....

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For  all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.  Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against  marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not  worth buying an entire pig just to get a little  sausage.

1. Men are  like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of  you.

2 Men are  like Bananas .. The older they get,  the less  firm they  are.

3. Men are  like  Weather . Nothing can be done to change  them.

4. Men are like  Blenders You need one, but you're not quite  sure why.

5. Men are like  Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they  usually head right for your hips..

6. Men are like  Commercials . You can't believe a word they  say.

7. Men are  like Department  Stores .... Their clothes are  always 1/2 off!  

8. Men are like  ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to  mature.

9. Men are like  .. Mascara  . They usually run at the first sign of  emotion.

10. Men are  like  Popcorn .  They satisfy you, but only for a little  while.

11. Men are  like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how  many inches you'll get  or how long it will last.  

12! . Men are  like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very  bright.

13. Men are  like Parking  Spots  All the good ones are taken, the rest  are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to  any understanding good-natured, fun kinda  guys you might be lucky enough to know  !!!!!!!!!!