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ebonics X-Mas poem
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood; ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockings; An hoped like de' heck; That old Santa Clause; Be bringin' our check. All o'de fambily; Wuz layin in de beds; While Ripple and Thu ...
Eees a bacon tree
Bit corny .... but what the heck! Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees ba ...
Elderly man goes in a brothel
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says. "Ninety!" comments the madam "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh, ...
EMBARRASSING FIRST DATE
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays... This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst fir ...
Enjoying Lunch at the Beach
Q: Why will you never, ever go hungry while at the beach? A; Because of all the Sand-Which is there Surfs Up!
Etch-A-Sketch Y2K Conversions
Corporate has defined a lower cost alternative for Mac to NT conversions that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are ...
Eternal Judgment - Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert
Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they ...
Expectant Father Problems
Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, ""Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"" ""What a coincidence!"" the man exclaims. ""I work for the Twin Star ...