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Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell ""Hey Kool Aid .."" Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water. Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass. Yo mama's so dumb she ...
Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell ""Hey Kool Aid .."" Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water. Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass. Yo mama's so dumb she took ...
You can run, but you can't hide
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, s ...
YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL IF...
You have earrings in places that don't have lobes. You use organic fertilizer but get mad when your neighbor's dog poops in your yard. They greet you by name at Sam's Club. You feel sorry for the goalie when your kid scores in soccer. You think ""safe ...
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ... (part 1)
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ... 1. More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general. 2. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. 3. You've ever used lard in bed. 4. Your home has more miles on it than ...
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ... (part 2)
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ... 87. Your participate in the ""who can spit tobacco farthest"" contest. 88. You roll your hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. 89. Your consider a three piece suit to be a pair of overalls, a plaid shirt, and ...