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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving? A: Turkey. Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey. Q: What do Sadaam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Foreign Ambassador Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway. Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-52 Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile? A: Aeroflot has killed more people. Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A: They need a map. Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force.