Q: What is a Yankee? A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snow women?
A: Snowballs
Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
Q: What is the difference between Olympic swimmers, and Olympic divers?
A: Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.
Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with the other is used to carry groceries.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.