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Q: What is a Yankee? A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snow women? A: Snowballs Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A: They both like a tight seal. Q: What is the difference between Olympic swimmers, and Olympic divers? A: Mark Spitz and Greg swallows. Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet? A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert. Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. Q: What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme? A: You can't hear an enzyme. Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with the other is used to carry groceries. Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's a woman.