A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, ""How long before I can get a haircut""?
The barber looks around the shop and says, ""About two hours.""
The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, ""How long before I can get a haircut""?
The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ""About two hours.""
The guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, ""How long before I can get a haircut""?
The barber looks around the shop and says, ""About an hour and half.""
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, ""Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.""
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, ""Bill, where did he go when he left here""?
Bill looked up and said, ""To your house.""