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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, ""How long before I can get a haircut""? The barber looks around the shop and says, ""About two hours."" The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, ""How long before I can get a haircut""? The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ""About two hours."" The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, ""How long before I can get a haircut""? The barber looks around the shop and says, ""About an hour and half."" The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, ""Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."" In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, ""Bill, where did he go when he left here""? Bill looked up and said, ""To your house.""