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An older couple, Ray and Bessie, live in Kentucky.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: It's hanging down
today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a
hat."
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