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A Dummy & 5 Blonds

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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ""Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?""... The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ""Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters: ""No.....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.""