JeffsHome 
Jokes Jokes Stranded
A guy is stranded alone on a deserted island for ten years. One day, out of the surf comes a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She asks the guy, ""How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"" He replies, ""Ten years."" She unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, ""Man, oh man! Is that good!"" Then she asks, ""How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"" He replies, ""Ten years."" She unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve and pulls out a flask of whiskey. He takes a long swig and says, ""Wow, that's fantastic!"" Then she starts unzipping the long zipper running down the front of her wet suit and says, ""And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"" He replies, ""My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!""
Jokes Jokes Stranded
Directory
Stranded
Rating
0 vote