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Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell ""Hey Kool Aid .."" Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water. Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass. Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay Yo telephone bill. Yo mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed. Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows Yo mama's so stank she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention. Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock

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