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10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, ""Take a left when you enter the trailer park.""
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is ""Gus"" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is ""an apple a day.""
5. Your ""primary care physician"" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. ""Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges"" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little m's on them.
1. When you ask for Viagra, you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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