Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, ""My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Father'.""
The second Catholic lady chirps ""My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says 'your Grace'.""
The third Catholic lady says smugly, ""My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'.""
The fourth Catholic lady sips her coffee in silence. The first three ladies all ask, ""Well...?"" She replies, ""My son is a 6' 2"" hard-bodied stripper, and hung like a rhino. When he walks into a room, everyone says, ""Oh, My God...""