Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would
you like to do first,
Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the
weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on
the scale; it read 117 and
she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the
ride was over, Joe again
asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had
been there before, he
guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he
asked where to next. "I
want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and
took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
"How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."