An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues.
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many
children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up
two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had
sex with each of them three times."
Priest: 'And are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"