My wife and I were separated while shopping recently. I approached an attractive, younger woman inside the mall.
“Excuse me,” I said. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for me, said, “Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?”
“I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she usually appears out of nowhere!"