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Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quick ...
Christmas Cookie Dough
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dou ...
ebonics X-Mas poem
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood; ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockings; An hoped like de' heck; That old Santa Clause; Be bringin' our check. All o'de fambily; Wuz layin in de beds; While Ripple and Thu ...
Halloween Tips
It's never too early to practice these Halloween safe tips. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. It isn't. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the b ...
The 12 Days of Christmas - Wall Street Style
The 12 Days of Christmas - Wall Street Style On the 1st day of Christmas, Wall Street gave to me: A rate cut from Bernanke. On the 2nd day of Christmas, Wall Street gave to me: Stocks Buffet loves, And a rate cut from Bernanke. On the 3rd day of Chris ...
'Twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas The Night Before Christmas rewritten by a lawyer 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this ...
Holiday Feasting Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickl ...