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The 12 Days of Christmas - Wall Street Style
On the 1st day of Christmas,
Wall Street gave to me:
A rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 2nd day of Christmas,
Wall Street gave to me:
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 3rd day of Christmas
Wall Street gave to me:
A weaker yen,
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 4th Day of Christmas
Wall Street gave to me:
My mortgage deferred,
A weaker yen,
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 5th day of Christmas
Wall Street gave to me:
Black gold rising,
My mortgage deferred,
A weaker yen,
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 6th day of Christmas
Wall Street gave to me:
Hairline receding,
Black gold rising,
My mortgage deferred,
A weaker yen,
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 7th day of Christmas
Wall Street gave to me:
Margin account calling,
Hairline receeding,
Black gold rising,
My mortgage deferred,
A weaker yen,
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.
On the 8th day of Christmas
Wall Street gave to me:
Bonds from Mike Milken,
Margin account calling,
Hairline receeding,
Black gold rising,
My mortgage deferred,
A weaker yen,
Stocks Buffet loves,
And a rate cut from Bernanke.