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Psychiatry
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. ""Doc,"" he said, ""I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"" ""Just put yourself in my hands for one year,"" said the shrink. ""Come to me three times a week, a ...
The Brothel
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. ""May I help you?"" she asked. ""I want to see Valerie,"" the man replied. ""Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Per ...
How to Sing the Blues
""How to Sing the Blues"" by Lame Mango Washington 1. Most Blues begin, ""Woke up this morning."" 2. A blues song shouldn't be about somethin' that makes y'all grin. ""I got a good woman,"" is a bad way to begin the Blues 'less you stick somethin ...
Live Like Coffee
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again........ A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of figh ...
A Lady and God
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table,?she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, ""Is this it?"" God said, ""No, you have another 30 ...
25 Signs You've Grown UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in ...
Retiree Q & A: The Whole Truth, Nothing But...
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retire ...
HELLO, How are you?
Have you ever thought what this word stands for? Read on.... Do you know that a simple ""hello"" can be a sweet one? The word H E L L O means: H=How are you? E= Everything all right? L= Like to hear from you . L= Love to see you soon! O=Obviously, ...
Hollywood Life Lessons
1 It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 2 Honest and hard-w ...
Three Rules of work by Albert Einstein
1. Out of clutter, find simplicity 2. From discord, find harmony 3. In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity Albert Einstein
Words of Wisdom
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
THE DONKEY & the Farmer
THE DONKEY One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway. It just wasn't worth ...
Some Bricks Are Thrown For Good Reasons
About ten years ago, a young and very successful executive named Josh was traveling down a Chicago neighborhood street. He was going a bit too fast in his sleek, black, 12 cylinder Jaguar XKE, which was only two months old. He was watching for kids darti ...
Need Help? Don't We All?
I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife to get out of work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. From the looks of him, he had no car, ...
Eat Well, if you can
Problem. What do you do when you want to nourish yourself but... Can't eat Beef, Mad cow.... Can't eat chicken . bird flu Can't eat eggs .. Salmonella Can't eat pork ...fears of trichinosis... Can't eat fish ...heavy metals in the waters has poison ...
Old men can still think fast
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice -- picnic tables, Horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it w ...
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people ...
BIG 21 Lessons from Anthony Robbins
Motivational speaker Anthony Robbins has a lot to say, here is a summary of some of his ideas . . ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills ...
Mid-Life Crisis
Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for Me. Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 Years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed And watched a 10 inch black and white ...
Excellent advice to protect your credit
1. The next time you order checks, have only your initials (instead of first name) and last name put on them. If someone takes your checkbook, they will not know if you sign your checks with just your initials or your first name, but your bank will know h ...