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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
""May I help you?"" she asked.
""I want to see Valerie,"" the man replied.
""Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
would prefer someone else,"" said the madam.
""No. I must see Valerie,"" was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $1,000 a visit.. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
one hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Valerie. Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a
row—too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still
$1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to V! alerie and
they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. ""No one has
ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from? ""She asked.
The man replied, ""South Carolina.""
""Really"" she said. ""I have family in South Carolina.""
""I know,"" the man said. ""Your father died, and I am your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.""
The moral of the story is that three things in life are
certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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