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Mid-Life Crisis

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Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for Me. Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 Years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed And watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night With a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big Bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It Seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be Living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa Bed....