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Jokes Jokes Inspirational, puns, anecdotes Confucious Sayings From Mel Brooks:
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
* Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
* It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
* Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
* Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
* Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
* Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
* Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
* Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
* Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
* Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
* Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
* Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
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