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'If you don't read the newspaper
you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are
misinformed.'-Mark Twain
There is no distinctly Native American criminal
class...save Congress.-Mark Twain
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is
that the taxidermist leaves the skin.-Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.-Mark Twain
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the
legislature is in session. -Mark Twain (1866 )
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into
prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to
lift himself up by the handle.-Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend
on the support of Paul.-George Bernard Shaw
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a
sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -James Bovard,
Civil Libertarian (1994)
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from
poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor
countries. -Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at
Georgetown University
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey
and car keys to teenage boys.-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil
Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody
endeavors to live at the expense of everybody
else.-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a
few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving,
regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a
happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the
other.-Ronald Reagan
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report
the facts.-Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you
see what it costs when it's free!-P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as
much money as possible from one party of the citizens to
give to the other.-Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in
you!-Pericles (430 B.C.)
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.-Unknown
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of
the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the
equal sharing of misery.-Winston Churchill
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of
folly is to fill the world with fools.-Herbert Spencer,
English Philosopher (1820-1903)
What this country needs are more unemployed
politicians.-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
strong enough to take everything you have. -Thomas Jefferson
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