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THE BOARD OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON LIQUOR BOTTLES TO WARN DRINKERS ABOUT THE HAZARDS OF OVER-INDULGENCE.
1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
remember).
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're invisible.
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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