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There was this guy who would come too soon. So he heads to the doctor and asks for help.
Doctor says, ""No problem, next time you are going at it and start to lose control, startle yourself, then get back to it, and repeat as necessary.""
The next day the guy leaves work early and buys a starter pistol on the way home. When he gets there he finds his wife naked on the bed and decides to give her a bit of the old 69 whoopie. She went along with him and things were building up when he pulled out the pistol and BANG, fired in the air...
The following day he heads into the doctor's office.
The doctor asks, “How did it work?""
""Wellllll,"" said the man, ""I did like you said, pulled the trigger and...well, she pissed in my face, bit a 1/2 inch of my dick off and my neighbor came running out of my closet naked!""
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