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St Peter gets fed up with standing at the pearly gates and giving or denying access to Heaven. Jesus offers to take over. A man comes up to him. ""I'm looking for my son,"" he says.
""And who are you?"" asks Jesus.
""I suppose I'm the closest that he has to a Father."" says the man.
""What do you do?"" asks Jesus curiously.
""I suppose you could say I'm a carpenter,"" says the man.
""And does your son have holes in his hands and feet?"" asks Jesus excitedly.
""He does!"" shouts the man.
""DADDY!"" shouts Jesus.
""PINNOCHIO!"" shouts Guisseppe.
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