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To: All Male U.S. Citizens
From: I.R.S. Service Center
Re: Notice of increase in tax payments
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10 Pole Tax $25.00
5 - 8 Privilege Tax $15.00
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax $3.00
Males exceeding 12"" must file a capital gains return.
NOTE: Anyone under 4"" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
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