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Three health care professionals find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asks the first, ""Why do you belong here?""
The first replies, ""I was a great surgeon. I have saved countless lives.""
""Welcome,"" says Saint Peter. ""We've been expecting you.""
Saint Peter then asks the second, ""Why do you belong here?""
The second answers, ""I was a family practitioner. I treated young and old alike. I made them well again.""
""Welcome,"" says Saint Peter. ""We've been expecting you.""
Finally, Saint Peter asks the third, ""Why do you belong here?""
The third says, ""I ran an HMO. I helped pay for thousands to receive medical care.""
""Okay,"" replies Saint Peter. ""But you can only stay a day and a half.”
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