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After the Hugh Grant incident with prostitute Divine Brown hit the papers, Bill Gates called up Hugh Grant. Bill asked him ""You nearly ruined your career. Was it really worth the $50?"" Hugh replied ""Actually, Bill, it was so incredible, it was worth a million"". Intrigued, Bill called up Divine. Famous now, her prices had gone up quite a bit, but Bill could afford her fee of $10,000 for a night. The experience lived up to Hugh's description. In the morning Gates said, ""That was fantastic! Now I know why you call yourself 'Divine.'"" She answered ""Thanks, and now I know why you call your company Microsoft.""