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A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, ""Is this a union house?"" ""No, I'm sorry it isn't."" ""Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"" ""The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."" Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. His search continued as long as you want to draw things out, until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame said, ""Why yes, this is a union house."" ""And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"" ""The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."" ""That's more like it!"" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. ""I'd like her for the night."" ""I'm sure you would, sir,"" said the Madame, gesturing to a fat fifty-year-old woman in the corner, ""but Ethel here has seniority.""