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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on without a
second thought. Soon he sees
another sign:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real. He passes a third
sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a
stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
The man is led through a winding passage and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door."
He does and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door. "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door
at the end of the hallway." He puts $100 in the cup and trots eagerly down
the hall. He slips through the door and finds himself back in the parking
lot, facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
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