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A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was
playing. A sign read:
"Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought
a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table
with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it
was an elderly Italian gentleman.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out
his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with
three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and
the elderly Italian was carried off on their
shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same
little town, found the same circus and saw the same
faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing
Italian". He couldn't believe the old guy was still
alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a
ticket.
Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time,
however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were
placed on the table. The Italian stood before
them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the
coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The
crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with
him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "but I have
to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you
were using walnuts. Why the switch from
walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "my eyes aren't what they
used to be."
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