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Adam was cruising around Eden one afternoon by himself. He was becoming very lonely, and was hoping for some sort of companionship. Well, to his disbelief, God asks what is bothering him. He replies ""I have been cruising around this beautiful garden and haven't been able to share it with anyone or anything."" God, being the understanding individual that He was, pondered Adam's predicament for while, and responded ""Adam, give me a couple of days and I will get back to you."" A couple of days ped, and God reappeared. He said to Adam, ""Adam, I think I have found a solution to your problem. I have created the most beautiful creature, who is thoughtful, caring, nurturing, and most intelligent. I would consider her to be one of my most perfect creations yet."" Adam, getting very excited said ""Well, what are you waiting for. Let me see this beautiful, thoughtful, caring, nurturing, and intelligent being."" God responded, ""Well there is a catch. It is going to cost you your left arm, a couple of fingers, your right testicle and an eye."" Adam, in disbelief, pondered this for a moment, and then responded ""Well, what can I get for a rib?""

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