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What #%&*@!s like a tiger and winks? (wink while saying)
My name is ______. So you know what to moan later.
Those pants are very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on your lap I'd be coming too...
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need me to walk past you again?
I lost my teddy-bear, will you sleep with me tonight?
(looking at tag on shirt)
""I could have sworn you were made in heaven.""
Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
(When she says yes, ask her ""from the inside?"")
Wow, that's a nice dress. Sure is going to look good all balled up at the foot of my bed in the morning.
Are those spacepants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!
Was your father a thief? Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Just call me Milk. I'll do your body good.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
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