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Newlyweds in the Mountains

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A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK. ""Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love"". The old man replied, ""I thought so but would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window ... they're choking my ducks!""