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While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman left her glasses on the table, but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the old man said, ""While you're in there, you may as well get my hat, too."" You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, ""Sure. You carry the suitcases!"" We all know former president Jimmy Carter's commitment to marriage. Frank S. Mead tells about a memo he is said to have sent to his aides suggesting that any who were ""living in sin"" should become formally attached. Even he, however, had some fun with the wedding vows. When his former speechwriter, Rick Hertzberg, married Michele Slung, President Carter edited the vows in the marriage service as if it were a speech Hertzberg had written. For example, Carter circled, ""till death do us part"" and wrote, ""Too morbid--do you want to alienate every sick person in America?"" When he got to, ""I, Rick, take you, Michele, to be my lawfully wedded wife"" the former President deleted ""wife"" and inserted ""partner"" warning, ""Do not use sexist expressions."" Next to ""For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer"" Carter wrote, ""Polarizing. How about the middle ground?"" She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. ""Who was it?"" he asked. ""My husband,"" she replied. ""I better get going,"" he said. ""Where was he?"" ""Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."" Stewardess: I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but we left your wife behind in Atlanta. Mr. Smith: Thank goodness! I thought I was going deaf! A young man said to his girlfriend's father, ""I realize this is only a formality, but would you mind me marrying your daughter?"" ""Who says it's only a formality?"" asked the father angrily. ""Her obstetrician"" replied the young man. A guy came home early one day and found his wife in bed with another man. ""Who the hell is this?"" asked the husband furiously. ""Good question,"" answered the wife. ""Say, fella, what's your name?"" Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance, and a lot of other things you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single!
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