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Minnie and Mickey's marriage was in trouble. They decided that they should go to a marriage guidance counselor. Each took their time with the counselor. At the end of the appointment the counselor asked them to come back a week later, giving him time to examine his notes. A week later they came back and sat together. The counselor looked at them both and then addressed Mickey. ""You know,"" said the counselor, ""you shouldn't tell Minnie that she's crazy."" Mickey looked from Minnie to the counselor and back again before saying, ""I've never called her crazy. I said she was FU$%^&g Goofy.""

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