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Jokes Jokes ""WOMAN"": A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET No. EC36C-24-36
""WOMAN"": A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban and rural areas.
Physical Properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.
Chemical Properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Properties:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Potential Hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more that one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
WARNING:
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE BRAIN AND NERVE DAMAGE.
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