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The Perfect Day According To HER
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor café
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs.
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
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The Perfect Day According to HIM
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex with gorgeous babe with big hooters
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex with Claudia Schiffer
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
8:00 Use all components of entertainment center at once, making sure remote still works.
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex with either Claudia Schiffer or other gorgeous babe with big hooters or both
11:10 Sleep
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